Simon Killer is a well-acted, well-directed film that’s going nowhere, slow.

I mean, somewhere – somewhere deep inside – there may exist some subtle subtext regarding the way American aristocrats treat their French brethren like whores. But, otherwise, the entire movie’s nothing more than a well-acted, well-directed screenplay that – once again – is going nowhere, slow.

Watch the first 10 minutes. Watch the last 10 minutes. Fast forward past the dead air in between.

(Simon Killer arrives in limited release this Friday, April 5th, and will be available via Video OnDemand as of next Friday, April 12th.)