1.  “We open on an aerial shot of New York City”
2. “It’s almost like New York City represents another character in our story.”
3. “I know this might sound crazy”
4. “What ever happened to just good, old-fashioned coffee?”
5. “This is all happening so fast.”
6. “No, I can’t.”
7. The passing-of-seasons montage
8. The trying-on-new-clothes montage
9. The rabid-first-time-sex montage
10. The waking-up-the-morning-after-totally-clothed scene
11. The use of fake-real product names
12. The carefree younger brother
13. The asshole boss
14. The illegitimate son who’s searching for a father figure
15. The lousy rebound
16. The nosy older sister
17. The overbearing father-in-law
18. The psycho ex
19. The rival colleague
20. The runaway bride
21. The seductive mother
22. The token black
23. The two-timing fiance
24. The well-meaning group of male cohorts
25. The chance meeting in a bookstore
26. The corporate walk-out
27. The double date inside an intimate café
28. The earnest advice
29. The interrupted wedding 
30. The New Years countdown
31. The storybook romance
32. The Hollywood ending

(Editor’s Note: They Came Together is a fun and fantastic and highly-recommended motion picture. It arrives in limited release and OnDemand this Friday.)