- Hot chicks in tight, low-cut blouses
- A seemingly reliable flashlight that’s suddenly prone to fits
- Total douchebag jocks falling victim to the bad man’s wrath
- Stabbing victims who do not drop an ounce of blood
- Stabbing/shooting victims who inexplicably leap back to life, seemingly no worse for the wear
- A dark house with the blinds drawn
- A spooky girl in a white nightgown
- An otherwise intelligent female lead who keeps on moving forward whenever she should be turning back
- A female lead who trips and falls at the worst possible moment
- An evil villain who explains his entire psychosis as he’s hunting down his prey in a dark, abandoned cellar
- A spooky neighborhood house where a local couple was once butchered to death
- A real-life dungeon hidden beneath a trap door in the basement floor
- A ridiculously long hallway that leads toward a suspicious-looking door
- A friendly neighborhood police officer
- A curious neighbor
- A stranger coming to town
- Chloroform
- A prevailing urban legend
- An inheritance
- People that walk into complete strangers’ houses without so much as knocking
- An unspeakable evil that’s been lying dormant right under the town’s nose for years, before suddenly going on a terrifying, balls-out murder spree over the course of 3-4 consecutive days
- A contrived attempt at creating a really heartwarming story to underlie the terror
- A not-so-subtle nod of the cap to several other, much better horror movies
- Recurring chunks of cheesy dialogue
- A cringe-worthy twist that three-quarters of the audience grew hip to shortly after the opening credits
- Major plot points that escape any and all rational thought or explanation
- A ridiculous ending that hints at an even worse sequel to follow
(House at The End of the Street opens in theaters nationwide today)