IFB Presents: 7 Classic Springsteen Stories That Are Well Worth Mass Retelling

young-bruce-springsteenYears ago, when I was dedicating a lot more of my free time to writing music essays, I remember readily avoiding any head-on Springsteen think pieces, the reason being I was intimidated. I mean, I’d bounce around the fringes, sure, interviewing any number of industry people who existed in that universe – Ed Sciaky, Steven Van Zandt, Dave & Serge Bielanko, Alejandro Escovedo (just to name a few). But I never really had the guts to zero in on Bruce. This despite – or perhaps as a result of – the fact I had always kind of revered the guy.

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IFB Presents: The Top 20 Recurring Characters from AMC’s ‘Breaking Bad’

Breaking-Bad-Season-5With the exception of HBO’s The Wire, Breaking Bad may very well boast the greatest ensemble cast in the history of television. A great deal of the credit can be attributed to a dozen or more supporting players who’ve cropped up along the way – Gus Fring, Mike Ehrmantraut, Saul Goodman, Hector Salamanca. Collectively, these characters have elevated the original storyline, steadily transforming Breaking Bad from a semi-decent drama into a sprawling, formidable epic. And yet, for all their brilliant casting choices, Vince Gilligan and Sharon Bialy/Sherry Thomas have proven absolutely abysmal when it comes to choosing women. Case in point: Skyler White. Anna Gunn is so utterly miscast in that role that it’s become a huge distraction. The very same can be said of Betsy Brandt, who portrays Skyler White’s younger sister, Marie. I mean, who among us didn’t roll our eyes when Marie was revealed to be a klepto? Who among us didn’t cringe when Skyler White sang “Happy Birthday” to Ted Beneke? The reality is, any number of middle-aged actresses could’ve upgraded those roles considerably, which is ironic, given how difficult it is to imagine any other actors filling the shoes of most Breaking Bad characters. And so, with that in mind, here are IFearBrooklyn’s picks for the top 20 recurring characters from all five seasons of AMC’s Breaking Bad:

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Jack Kerouac on Self-Loathing (1962)

“The rucksack sits hopefully in a strewn mess of bottles all empty, empty poorboys of white port, butts, junk, horror … ‘One fast move or I’m gone,’ I realize, gone the way of the last three years of drunken hopelessness which is a physical and spiritual and metaphysical hopelessness you can’t learn in school no matter how many books on existentialism or pessimism you read, or how many jugs of vision-producing Ayahuasca you drink, or Mescaline take, or Peyote goop up with – that feeling when you wake up with the delirium tremens, with the fear of eerie death dripping from your ears like those special heavy cobwebs spiders weave in the hot countries, the feeling of being a bentback mudman monster groaning underground in hot steaming mud pulling a long hot burden nowhere, the feeling of standing ankle deep in hot boiled pork blood, ugh, of being up to your waist in a giant pan of greasy brown dishwater not a trace of suds left in it – the face of yourself you see in the mirror with its expression of unbearable anguish so haggard and awful with sorrow you can’t even cry for a thing so ugly, so lost, no connection whatever with early perfection, and therefore nothing to connect with tears or anything.”

Galleria: Rising Waters: Photos of Hurricane Sandy @ Governor’s Island

risingwaters_smithIt’s a dicey proposition, sponsoring an exhibition that documents any type of natural disaster, especially a recent one. Perhaps more so than anything else, curators need to maintain a vital balance between honor and integrity, avoiding the constant pitfalls of sensationalism. By their nature, these types of exhibitions are based around a situation which irretrievably shook – or perhaps even took – a certain number of lives. The last thing any well-meaning advocate needs is to come off like some asshole selling 8 1/2 x 11s along the fringes of Ground Zero.

The good news is, Rising Waters – co-curated by The International Center of Photography and The Museum of The City of New York – is both respectful and appropriate. Housed in an old and blighted building with cracked paint peeling the walls, every photo appears naked, without frames, fanfare or density. Every print is affixed using thumbtacks, black-marker scrawl providing slight context in the margin. It’s a bare-bones approach indicative of the fact that something dear was stripped away here, that wasting money on production flies in the face of mass awareness, that those interested in spending cash on a print should just as soon donate that money toward rebuilding.

The bottom line: It’s an exhibition well worth seeing. Hop the ferry. Take the ride.

(Rising Waters: Photos of Hurricane Sandy will be on view at Governors Island Saturdays and Sundays, 12–6 pm throughout September, and on Labor Day, September 2. Free.)

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Film Capsule: You’re Next

OK, so there’s this house, see, and it’s like waaaaay out in the wilderness, right? I mean like sooooo far out that you can’t even get, like, cell phone service or internet access, y’dig? And so, then there’s, like, this tight-knit circle of people, right, and they’re all like friends or maybe even like a … like a … like a group of college students or something. And so what it is is that they’ve all kind of, like, agreed to, like … like travel all the way out to this remote destination for, like a, like a … like a quiet getaway weekend or some such. Only what they don’t know – what nobody knows – is that there’s this unspeakable fucking evil right out there in the midst of all this with them … some unknown quantity, say, that almost definitely seeks to split their ranks and swallow them whole. All of ’em. Every single goddamn one. Kill those motherfuckers! Skin ’em raw! Reign in blood! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

We’re all familiar with this type of thing, correct? I mean, it’s the essential combination that made movies like Psycho and The Shining and Friday the 13th and Halloween and The Blair Witch Project and April Fool’s Day and The Strangers and Silent House and Cabin In The Woods entirely possible (if not consistently plausible). Hell, I’d even go so far as to say it’s the one essential ingredient that put the final hour of Jaws completely over the top. Spielberg himself made a point of insisting that the Orca never be shot with any hint of Martha’s Vineyard in the background. Land meant civilization. Civilization meant safe harbor. Safe harbor meant no shark. No shark meant those three fuckers on the Orca were no longer in a tizzy. And so there was no land shot in the backdrop. And you know what? It worked. It absolutely fucking worked. As a matter of fact it worked so well that Jaws went on to become not only a classic staple of both the Drama and the Horror genres, but also the highest grossing motion picture of all-time (right up until Star Wars).

So goes the story with You’re Next – a much-smaller-yet-equally welcome addition to the horror/suspense genre that relies almost entirely upon an age-old formula in order to keep the adrenaline flowing. Here we find a dysfunctional family wrought with an engaging back story. We find an enviable balance between heightened tension and gallows humor. We find enough to love and fear that it keeps the well from running dry. And, all things considered, we find just about everything else any movie fan could ask for in a low-budget thriller of this order.

What’s more, we find a breakout star – a virtual unknown in the hallowed tradition of Nightmare on Elm Street’s Johnny Depp or Halloween‘s Jamie LeeIn this case, it’s a 30-year old Aussie beaut by the name of Sharni Vinson. From the moment she appears on-screen, she’s the only character that you can actually see yourself investing in (let alone rooting for), which – in turn – makes her almost indispensable to the plot.

There’s more, of course. There’s the fact that this film has virtually been sitting on a shelf since its premiere at the Toronto Film Festival in September of 2011. There’s the fact that it includes various nods to John Carpenter’s Halloween (not to mention A Nightmare on Elm Street and even Black Sabbath). But rather than ruin anything by delving into details, I’ll simply go on record as saying You’re Next is a highly entertaining, utterly suspenseful, unrepentantly gory good time at the movies. Believe it or not, that type of motion picture is incredibly rare these days (Take a look at the critical response to this summer’s top 10 blockbusters for further evidence of this). I recommend that you go see it in theaters, preferably at a cinema where the in-house management will all but force you to keep from playing with your cell phone. In fact, why not just go watch it at a big ole’ house way out in the middle of nowhere. Better yet, invite a bunch of friends out there to enjoy the movie with you. Have yourself a goddamn weekender, why don’t cha? What’s the worst thing that could happen?

(You’re Next opens in theaters nationwide today.)  

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Film Capsule: Our Nixon

Poor poor Bob Haldeman, loyal as a boyscout right down to the flat-top. He squandered what little credibility still remained following the Watergate hearings by heralding the very man who forced him up the river. Of the three cabinet members whose political misfortunes are chronicled via Our Nixon (i.e., H.R. “Bob” Haldeman, John Ehrlichman and Dwight Chapin), Haldeman seems to evoke both the most pity and the least compassion. Televised interviews throughout the 1980s reinforce the idea Haldeman was irresponsibly unrepentant, ashamed not so much of what he did as the fact that he got caught. And yet there’s something altogether endearing about the guy’s undying allegiance, particularly given the childlike way it is portrayed throughout this documentary.

Our Nixon is largely comprised of home movie footage, almost all of which was shot by Haldeman, Ehrlichman and Chapin throughout their years as advisers. While the footage makes for an interesting backdrop, there’s very little in the way of new information here. The film includes some of the greatest hits from Nixon’s previously released Oval Office recordings (most notably an exchange during which Nixon mistakenly describes All In The Family as a feature-length movie advocating homosexuality), and it also includes a well-documented incident during which one of the Ray Conniff Singers denounces the War in Vietnam amidst a White House Medal of Honor ceremony. Yep, this documentary includes all that and more, a lot of which is interesting, but very little of which is revelatory. Our Nixon is, quite literally, the equivalent of talking Tricky Dick over an extended reel of home videos. And – as anyone who’s ever been made to sit and watch one of these videos can attest – there’s only so much one can take before inquiring about where the time goes.

(Our Nixon opens at The IFC Center in New York City on Friday, August 30th.)

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